Being sexy isn’t all about looking like Kathleen Turner before she was a man, you know. Nope, true ‘sexiness’ is something indefinable, like the way we should feel about Disney starlets who grew epic racks but are still 17 and contracted to 2 more ‘talking inanimate object’ buddy movies or the mouthfeel of soysages. Sexy is an ‘X-factor’ that you either have or you don’t, regardless of your hotness (and by that we obviously mean as long as you’re a 7 or higher). So for those of you who suffer from acute unsexiness – GOODISH NEWS! I am going to teach you how to fool people into wanting you inexplicably! Here are 5 sure-fire tips to bring out your inner Tori Spelling.

There is something so awful about stock photography – it’s generic, fake, and just downright depressing. But something interesting happens when you apply your own twisted imagination to these hollow scenes: the characters – hitherto nothing but dolls with flesh – take on lives on their own. The Stock Art Comix series breathes life back into dead art.

Maybe it’s time to get off of your couch and get out there in the dating scene. It can’t hurt, right? In fact, it’ll probably help you lose the thirty pounds you put on since you got divorced and started working from home. Don’t you worry, though. We won’t get crazy. I know the idea of having to talk to every person you find moderately attractive is so tiring that you probably just moved from your office chair to your bed in defeat. Baby steps, my friend. Let’s start with internet dating, the least daunting realm of single life.

Yay! It’s Senior Prom time! You’ve told everyone who will listen for years that you hate school dances, that you hate anything even remotely related to school spirit. You’ve never even been to a football game. But, let’s get real. You’ve seen Pretty In Pink one too many times not to go at all. So, just admit that you’re going and suck it up.

We all will face the hard times of living with a crazy roommate at some point in our lives. Maybe it’s somebody who gets on your nerves, or somebody who has ridiculous habits. It might even be somebody loud, who speaks in a Mickey Mouse voice constantly and screams at every single game on television, no matter the sport. Oddly enough, I live with somebody exactly like that.

This series will explore the dating lives of The Impersonals: ten hilarious single people and their dating misadventures. First up, from his parent's house in rural New Jersey, is Carrey O'Donnell. More to come.

Between home and work there is one coffee chain Country Style that is notorious for having the second worst coffee in Toronto. Like my cave dwelling ancestors I have adapted to my surroundings and every morning I stop at the Country Style located at the intersection of my very last bus transfer of the commute (of three buses and a subway) ten minutes away from my office.

You know those times when you have work to do but you're in so much distress from the news that Butter Queen Paula Deen has type 2 diabetes and so you watch Mona Lisa Smile to cheer you up and you sit on the couch all day and stuff bar after bar of butter down your mouth and then your work doesn't get done? Well, you're never going to believe it but this totally happened to me! Okay, maybe I just look for any excuse to watch Mona Lisa Smile.

GOOD THINGS: always entertaining combined with a dose of unpredictable, you will be kept amused and on your toes; your cup of witty banter runneth over…daily; they will get you involved in humanitarian/social rights and causes, thereby making you a better person by association; they won’t require you to talk about anything as uncomfortable as 'emotions”

Oh, hi there. Well as you can see from my photo I absolutely love babies and children of all kinds. I’m not like the other men out there that I’m sure you’ve dealt with – commitmentphobes terrified of married life and children and mortgages and monogamy.

You're at work and, having exhausted the other ten social networks, you turn the ultra-boring one: LinkedIn. There are the side are the suggestions of whom you should connect with.It would be great if LinkedIn adjusted their criteria to the real, non-working world, as suggested in this chart.

Check this out: You’re going to have a super fun kick-ass New Year’s Eve. All day you’ll be eating and drinking and swimming and playing games. You’ll win Bocce Ball! You’re with your best friends and you’re having a great time. So, maybe, when your husband beats you at Just Dance 3, you shouldn’t get so freaking pissed off at him.

Dear Alex - I've been seeing this girl and staying at her place. Which is fine - except for the next morning, when I have to have my morning dump. See, I don't want to stink up her bathroom which opens up onto the kitchen. So I just hold it in all morning which is starting to hurt. Can you help?

For what seems like the last three hundred years, people have been obsessed with cupcakes. There are at least a billion TV shows dedicated to baked goods: one narrated by that pompous bakery asshole, Cupcake Wars (which sounds really violent but it’s usually a bunch of women in cat sweaters) and Cupcake Girls – which I always found to be the most original.