Writers

Monica Heisey

Monica Heisey

Monica Heisey is a writer and comedian who splits her time between her hometown of Toronto and London, UK. Her written work has appeared on The Toast, VICE, noisey, the Huffington Post, and a bunch of other internet and print places. She has an MA in "Shakespeare Studies," whatever that is, and you can find her on twitter at @monicaheisey.

Jeff Wysaski

Jeff Wysaski

Jeff Wysaski is a writer, performer and 1,000-year-old dragon that engulfs his enemies in the flames of revenge. He currently resides in Los Angeles.

Albro Lundy

Albro Lundy

Albro Lundy is definitely not as funny as he'd like to be, but probably more funny than your dad will give him credit for.

Alicia Hawkes

Alicia Hawkes

Alicia Hawkes is a writer, performer, screen-starer and bad self-describer. She's angry about marathons and scared of doorbells.

Katrin Higher

Katrin Higher

Katrin is a writer and performer who lives in New York City who recently quit therapy in order to plow through life rather than analyze it in a secure space. She succeeds at being a bipedal primate.

Elle M

Elle M

Elle is a theoretical land bridge connecting Siberia and Alaska that sank into what is now the Bering Strait 17,000 years ago as the oceans rose following the Ice Age. She tweets under the name @ElleOhHell.

Ray Ramos

Ray Ramos

Ray Ramos is a writer living in Los Angeles who learned at a tender age that if he could make people laugh he wouldn't have to learn how to fight. He learned karate just in case though.

He tweets as @dragnut and fights under the alias Not In The Face Please.

Alexa Kocinski

Alexa Kocinski

Alexa Kocinski is a writer from Minneapolis who has made three valiant attempts to leave Minneapolis, all of them ending in returns to Minneapolis. She is the proud parent of two cats whom, because she projects her own personality onto them, take after her genetically. She believes every Paris Review submission rejection slip she gets may be a sly nod to her being creatively ahead of her time. She agrees. She can be tweeted with at @thewoodenslurpy.

Thomas Green

Thomas Green

Thomas Green is a writer, podcaster ("Wrestlefolks: The Podcast" on iTunes), and amateur American Gladiator. He wants to go pro, but you won't let him. Let him tweet at you - @NotThatTomGreen.

Featured Writers

Ray Ramos

Ray Ramos

Ray Ramos is a writer living in Los Angeles who learned at a tender age that if...

Monica Heisey

Monica Heisey

Monica Heisey is a writer and comedian who splits her time between her hometown...

Jake Riordan

Jake Riordan

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Jeff Wysaski

Jeff Wysaski

Jeff Wysaski is a writer, performer and 1,000-year-old dragon that engulfs his...

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