Writers

Alexa Kocinski

Alexa Kocinski

Alexa Kocinski is a writer from Minneapolis who has made three valiant attempts to leave Minneapolis, all of them ending in returns to Minneapolis. She is the proud parent of two cats whom, because she projects her own personality onto them, take after her genetically. She believes every Paris Review submission rejection slip she gets may be a sly nod to her being creatively ahead of her time. She agrees. She can be tweeted with at @thewoodenslurpy.

Thomas Green

Thomas Green

Thomas Green is a writer, podcaster ("Wrestlefolks: The Podcast" on iTunes), and amateur American Gladiator. He wants to go pro, but you won't let him. Let him tweet at you - @NotThatTomGreen.

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera lives comfortably off his family's pasta fortune. In his free time he is a writer/editor/illustrator. He has spent most of his adult life working with children and uses that as a license to act like one.

Amy Spiker

Amy Spiker

Amy played the Wicked Witch of the West in the 3rd Grade Production of The Wizard of Oz and upstaged Dorothy. She enjoys staring at her phone while sharing a nice bottle of Cabernet with her two adopted cats. She has an extensive collection of clip art and sometimes takes pictures with masks of Nick Offerman.

Audrey Farnsworth

Audrey Farnsworth

Audrey Farnsworth is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles, and she likes to imagine that she is a hobby. She doesn’t “do” mornings, or “days.” Find her on Twitter at @audipenny.

Jason Ryan

Jason Ryan

Jason Ryan is on Twitter (@JasonRyGuy), the head writer and creator of a comedy series called Real Adult Feelings (realadultfeelings.com) and an inspiring television writer. He also gets the words “inspiring” and “aspiring” mixed up.

Roger Taylor

Roger Taylor

Mr. Taylor is a freelance aphorist available for both corporate retreats and children's birthday parties.

Randy Smith

Randy Smith

Randy Smith appears on Twitter as Andry H'tims / @thing_finder. In other places, he appears as a professor, a bearded man, or a pipe-smoking enthusiast. He embraces Pippi Longstocking's worldview: "I am a Thing-Finder, and when you're a Thing-Finder, you don't have a minute to spare." So, back to it—so much to find.

Isaac Kozell

Isaac Kozell

Isaac Kozell is a Writer and Standup Comedian who currently lives and works in the Lower Belly of the Deep South (Louisiana). He writes by the light of an antique oil lantern, even in the middle of the day, because he is very edgy and rebellious.

Julia DeLois

Julia DeLois

When not pursuing a degree in Dramatic Tricks, Julia serves as the Chief Jokes Advisor to Bo Obama in Washington, DC. Her hobbies include nothing and snacks.

Featured Writers

Alexa Kocinski

Alexa Kocinski

Alexa Kocinski is a writer from Minneapolis who has made three valiant attempts...

Maura Quint

Maura Quint

Maura Quint is a writer who received the silver medal in the '88 Calgary...

Thomas Green

Thomas Green

Thomas Green is a writer, podcaster ("Wrestlefolks: The Podcast" on iTunes), and...

Jake Riordan

Jake Riordan

Jake went to college with Impersonals editor Matt Brand, and there was instant...

Nigel R.

Nigel R.

Nigel's ability to comment on himself is deficient at best.

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