Kyle Lippert is the worst. This is what all of twitter was led to believe weeks ago when #KyleLippertIsTheWorst was trending worldwide. Then why does he have so many followers? Then why do his tweets make me laugh all the time? Oh…I get it! He’s actually one of the best. See why we all come [...]
Yesterday, I deleted 5 people from my phone’s contacts. In no particular order, other than the order they’re listed in below, these were the contacts I deleted: ‘Gary’ AND ‘gary’ – I’ve never talked to a ‘Gary’(or a ‘gary’) in my life. I think I saw one in an alley once by a dumpster, but it [...]
Dear Charles— I am writing about the tyewriter I recently urchased from you. Forgive me if I come across as a bit… erturbed. You see, I’m resently using it to tye this letter to you. You seemed like a leasant enough guy when I met u in the arking lot. In fact, when I aid [...]
You know when you can’t breathe and your entire world is falling apart because you texted this guy ten minutes ago and he hasn’t responded but he responded to your last four texts within three minutes? You’re not really sure if he is your boyfriend yet or even if he knows your last name, but [...]
Sony announced the Playstation 4 on Wednesday but nothing really stood out in their announcement and really, they made more mistakes than they did make gamers (like me) excited. Here’s a couple of things they did wrong that they could easily do right. 1. A cool name If I’m going to invest all my time [...]
I will confess, I have taken pictures of my own butt. The reasons for which shan’t be disclosed, since they are top secret and protected by the United States government. It doesn’t really matter why I do it. Any reason is ridiculous to be doing acrobatic yoga in front of my mirror, trying to figure [...]
1. Start with a authoritative subject line. It’s important to grab the dumpee’s attention with a stern, call to action. I prefer “moving forward.” This email is, in fact, all about moving forward – you just happen to be moving forward in different directions. 2. Always start with an emoticon. Let your soon-to-be ex know that [...]
As most savvy net denizens of the Web 2.0 era will tell you, being connected to the Twittersphere is “all the rage.” Anyone who’s anyone is not just famous- they’re TWITTER FAMOUS! So much so that many popular Twitter people have built up a cult of personality around their being, much like Mussolini, Kennedy or Living [...]
I have a dirty little secret to share with you all — it’s one that I’ve been keeping for some time now, and I’m finally ready to come clean with it: I’m Photoshop illiterate. It’s not something I’m proud to admit, but I’m still floundering away at the University of Microsoft Paint. If you’re not [...]
: ) This conversation is over :- ) I want to have sex with you but I wouldn’t know what to do with it : ( You are rejecting me in some way :- ( I just got fired/something really, really bad happened (a nose user doing a sad face is a rare occurrence) : [...]
