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Jeff Brian

Twitterview: @Kyle_Lippert

in Twitterviews | by | 23.05.13

Kyle Lippert is the worst. This is what all of twitter was led to believe weeks ago when #KyleLippertIsTheWorst was trending worldwide.  Then why does he have so many followers? Then why do his tweets make me laugh all the time? Oh…I get it! He’s actually one of the best. See why we all come [...]

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Carrie Wittmer

Reasons He’s Not Texting You Back

in Love & Sex | by | 03.03.13

You know when you can’t breathe and your entire world is falling apart because you texted this guy ten minutes ago and he hasn’t responded but he responded to your last four texts within three minutes? You’re not really sure if he is your boyfriend yet or even if he knows your last name, but [...]

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Drew Schnoebelen

5 Things The Playstation 4 Still Needs

in Tech | by | 26.02.13

Sony announced the Playstation 4 on Wednesday but nothing really stood out in their announcement and really, they made more mistakes than they did make gamers (like me) excited. Here’s a couple of things they did wrong that they could easily do right. 1. A cool name If I’m going to invest all my time [...]

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Samantha Schlaifer

How To Dump Via Email: A Step-by-Step Guide

in Love & Sex | by | 09.02.13

1. Start with a authoritative subject line.  It’s important to grab the dumpee’s attention with a stern, call to action. I prefer “moving forward.” This email is, in fact, all about moving forward – you just happen to be moving forward in different directions. 2. Always start with an emoticon.  Let your soon-to-be ex know that [...]

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Adam S

Photoshop Class for Beginners, Part 1

in Work & Money | by | 04.02.13

I have a dirty little secret to share with you all — it’s one that I’ve been keeping for some time now, and I’m finally ready to come clean with it:  I’m Photoshop illiterate.  It’s not something I’m proud to admit, but I’m still floundering away at the University of Microsoft Paint. If you’re not [...]

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