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A Cosmo Girl's Guide - Dos And Don'ts For Break Ups
Siobhan Beasley

Break-Up Do’s And Don’ts

in Love & Sex | by | 10.01.13

It’s a new year, and time for a new you! Because you’re newly single! You weren’t single just a moment ago. But now you are. You’re. So. Very. Single. And you were single for New Years when you thought it’d be a good idea to make-out with that guy who smelled like an aged cheese platter, [...]

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Gym Socks

Now Have Steady Girlfriend – Selling All My “Gym” Socks

in Classyfieds | by | 05.01.13

Los Angeles (the shittier part) Impersonals > Depraved Imagination > Self-Pleasure WARNING! Beware of any arrangement involving men disguising former jerking-off aids as vintage apparel and sports appendages.     Date: 2013-1-4, 4:15PM EST Reply to: bayonetteShiner@gmail.com Single guys, you are in luck! I now have a live-in girlfriend – who, incidentally, I scored on [...]

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