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Nigel R.

The BRAIN Intiative: Exploring Ye Olde Noggin

in Psychology & Mind | by | 04.04.13

What is BRAIN? Just a few days ago, the president signed over $100m to the ‘Brain Research through Advancing Innovative Neurotechnologies’ (BRAIN) initiative. The project seeks to dynamically map the human brain, and explore the connections that make it work. In launching BRAIN, Obama said (using exhaustively scientific terms) that while we have made progress [...]

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Daniel Eastman

Definite Outcomes of the Mars Rover Mission

in Tech | by | 09.08.12

Sunday, August 6th, 2012, the whole world watched as a robot called Curiosity was successfully placed on that gassy shitstorm of a planet we’ve come to call “Mars”. It was one for the history books, indeed. Here I have compiled a list of potential outcomes, near and far future, from further Mars exploration: Countless Martians complain [...]

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