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Zoë Klar

NoWay Cupid Featured Profile: Mrs.Claus

in Love & Sex | by | 19.12.12

NaughtierThanNice Age ain’t nothing but a number / F / Bi /Unhappily Married / North Pole (10,000 mi) My self-summary My marriage is in the shitter right now. I’m so sick of his bullshit so I thought I’d give online dating a shot. I’m Mrs. Claus…yeah yeah yeah THE Mrs. Claus. Known for her fucking chocolate [...]

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Zoë Klar

NoWay Cupid Featured Profile: Bill Shakespeare

in Love & Sex | by | 13.12.12

ShakespeareDontCallMeWill 448 / M / Straight / Married London, England (4 km) My self-summary I guess I’m a writer. Haha. Everyone says that though but like, I think I’m the real deal. I write a lot of plays and some sonnets but everyone is like “what’s a sonnet?” and I’m like “BITCH!? WHAT’S A HAIKU?!” [...]

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Michael Gursky

15 How-We-Met Stories To Tell When You Really Met Online

in Love & Sex | by | 31.01.12

The question is inevitable: “How did you meet your lover?” The one thing you don’t want to do in this situation, obviously, is be honest.  Do you really want to go through the humiliation of losing everyone’s respect after you inform them that you met that unsightly “catch” on JDate or eHarmony?  You are going [...]

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Matt Brand

Good, Bad and Worse, Part 1

in Love & Sex | by | 07.10.11

Dating is a rollercoaster – just when you think you’re onto something good, it suddenly gets bad, and sometimes even gets worse. By now you know you simply have to accept this pattern, but just in case we’re pulling together lists of scenarios for your referral. A dd your own in the comments. It’s Good [...]

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Matt Brand

Match Goes For The Simple Solution

in Uncategorized | by | 14.09.11

Online dating has been taking a beating in the press lately, specifically in these articles on The Awl and Thought Catalog. Always one step ahead, Match came swinging back with an ad whose logic you simply can’t deny.

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