: ) This conversation is over :- ) I want to have sex with you but I wouldn’t know what to do with it : ( You are rejecting me in some way :- ( I just got fired/something really, really bad happened (a nose user doing a sad face is a rare occurrence) : [...]
NaughtierThanNice Age ain’t nothing but a number / F / Bi /Unhappily Married / North Pole (10,000 mi) My self-summary My marriage is in the shitter right now. I’m so sick of his bullshit so I thought I’d give online dating a shot. I’m Mrs. Claus…yeah yeah yeah THE Mrs. Claus. Known for her fucking chocolate [...]
ShakespeareDontCallMeWill 448 / M / Straight / Married London, England (4 km) My self-summary I guess I’m a writer. Haha. Everyone says that though but like, I think I’m the real deal. I write a lot of plays and some sonnets but everyone is like “what’s a sonnet?” and I’m like “BITCH!? WHAT’S A HAIKU?!” [...]
The question is inevitable: “How did you meet your lover?” The one thing you don’t want to do in this situation, obviously, is be honest. Do you really want to go through the humiliation of losing everyone’s respect after you inform them that you met that unsightly “catch” on JDate or eHarmony? You are going [...]
“Hey Soul Sister, ain’t that mister mister….a la la la” Whoops! You caught me right in the middle of a song, how embarrassing! But not really. Would you like to hear something else? I know such a WIDE VARIETY! Ever hear of Dave Matthews, Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews, Green Day, or Dave Matthews? I know [...]
Dating is a rollercoaster – just when you think you’re onto something good, it suddenly gets bad, and sometimes even gets worse. By now you know you simply have to accept this pattern, but just in case we’re pulling together lists of scenarios for your referral. A dd your own in the comments. It’s Good [...]
Online dating has been taking a beating in the press lately, specifically in these articles on The Awl and Thought Catalog. Always one step ahead, Match came swinging back with an ad whose logic you simply can’t deny.
Internet dating handles are a window into the soul of the user with a pot belly sitting behind their laptop and typing you sweet nothings. But don’t let a witty handle fool you. Allow this list to be your guiding force on who to block or bang. As a general rule, women who incorporate the words [...]
