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Kristen Bartlett

Ask Amanda Bynes: Advice Column

in Celebs, Entertainment | by | 14.05.13

We are thrilled to present a special advice column from guest writer Amanda Bynes, the retired television and film actress,  answering readers’ questions: DEAR AMANDA: I have a huge crush on a boy in my chemistry class. How can I get him to notice me without coming on too strong? – Crushed in Chem DEAR [...]

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How To Get Out Of Gym Class

in Guides | by | 31.01.13

Since I am clearly a spirit guide to all the teenagers who follow me on Twitter (please imagine my head on a bald eagle’s body), I feel at this point in my Internet career, I should be providing them with useful advice.  And considering I am no expert on sitting at the cool kids table [...]

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Julia Davidovich

How to Look Professional at the Gym

in Fashion & Looks | by | 07.03.12

I go to the gym like three times a week for a max of like an hour because I’m genuinely concerned with gaining my very own badonk since I was blessed with a white girl ass which I call my upper-upper thigh. Anywho, what I’m going to do is give you some sound advice on [...]

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