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MERO

How White People Date, Part 1

in Editor's Picks, Love & Sex | by | 04.07.11

WHATS POPPIN? IN THIS INSTALLMENT OF MY WHITE PEOPLE DISCOVERY GUIDE I’LL BE SPEAKIN ON WHITE PEOPLE’S MATING TECHNIQUES. NAHMEAN? “MERO WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT? WHAT DO WHITE PEOPLE DO DIFFERENT BRUH?” FOR REAL? HERE IT GO: #1 – they ‘date’ SO OFF TOP YOU GOT USE OF THE WORD “DATING”. IF I’M SEEING [...]

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Lindsey Frye

10 things To Say To Unwanted Creeps Hitting On You

in Love & Sex | by | 03.07.11

It’s a situation that every woman has been in: you go out with friends with the hopes of perhaps meeting a half-decent guy, but the only ones who talk to you are married creeps, disgusting trolls, or witless meatheads. It wouldn’t be so bad if these bottom feeders would just quickly crawl away upon recognizing [...]

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Matt Brand

A Guide To Understanding Facebook Pokes

in Tech | by | 02.07.11

Who doesn’t love a good Facebook poke now and then? They’re cute, harmless and fun. But hold it – are they really so benign? Do you actually know what they mean, or are you just seeing what you want to see, looking at pokes through a rose-tinted Facebook page?  You are my friend. Luckily, Impersonals [...]

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