5 Reasons Why You Need A Gaycation

1. A Gaycation puts you in a creative mindset. Sometimes being in the same straight relationship gets your imagination stuck in a rut. Playing with a penis, and other male body parts with a companion and a few tequila shooters will set your creative imagination soaring (trust  me, 1997 is all the proof I need). You may find that you come up with all sorts of solutions to your current straight relationship woes.

2. It renews your spirit. And by renew I mean anal sex. It’s today’s pork- not enough people put it on their sexual plate. Butt-love allows you to process and think and solve many of life’s issues. As you’re involved in the act, (top or bottom) you can take your frustrations out or just get lost in the rhythm of things. In the end, (no pun intended) you might make it a staple in straight relationship once you see how it revitalizes your senses.

3. It makes your body stronger, fills it with more energy because it needs rest. You penis is tired of doing that whole vaginal thing. It’s giving you signs, like no longer getting “happy” with its “sexy-time”. Take the hint. Taking a Gaycation gives your penis the rest it deserves. While on Gaycation you’ll learn popular techniques like dry humping or the 5 tips to perfect mouth to penis therapy. Don’t you think it’s time to let your penis finally relax?

4. It helps you reset your mind. Even though the mind is a mystery, we do know that it can get tired. Mental fatigue. Getting away from your straight duties on a regular basis helps reset the mind to its peak condition.

5. It lets you finally take it to the next level with that bromance you’ve been nurturing- you know what I’m talking about, it’s time to let it all hang out, literally. Go for it. Shower together, watch Spike TV or whatever floats your boat. When you take a Gaycation you get to do what you normally wouldn’t at home, so when you and your bromance buddy are done reading playboy or playing the Wii, you can hold one another and flip on Cupcake Wars on the Food Network Channel – reason enough to schedule your Gaycation today.