10 Ways A Girl Knows Her Love Life Is Boring As All Hell

The cold weather approaches, and it’s once again mating season – random strangers are going-home together from bars at a faster pace, couples are canoodling in cozy cafes in nauseatingly high numbers, people everywhere looking to find someone for hibernation – yet I’m bored as hell.  I polled several of my gorgeous, smart, funny, sweet yet spicy single gal pals, as well as dipped into my own personal arsenal, to come-up with the Top 10 Signs that a Girl is Bored With Her Love Life.

10. She’d rather go home with a pile of bodega food (and a sweet wink from deli counter guy) at the end of a long, drunken night than the dude she’s seeing.

9. She continues to go through the pain of Brazilian bikini waxes because just like the NY Lotto – Hey…you never know.

8. She has already been introduced-to and ultimately dated her best guy friend’s guy friends. She is now blackballed from every future dinner party of the season.

7. She recycles past lovers, regardless of prowess, as a way to keep her numbers low.

6. She’s fantasizing about that All Saint’s winter coat more than any dude she’s met in the last 3 months.

5. More than a few attached gal pals have recommended that she read “Why Men Love Bitches.”  So she hides it in an issue of US Weekly , and reads it in a dark corner of a Barnes & Noble basement.

4. After swearing-off online dating for the umpteenth time, she reconsiders her criterium and re-enables her profile. Bring it on Jersey!! Speaking of Jersey….

3. She breaks her “No dating boys who live in Queens, Long Island City or Hoboken”  rule, since 30 Rock isn’t back on until January, anyway.

2. She convinces herself that her married or attached ex may be fair game after all. Karma schwarma (mmmm, schwarma…).

1. She goes on date #10 with a dude whom she still hasn’t slept with and doesn’t even particularly care for.