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Katrin Higher

10 Signs You Are SO Totally In Your 30s Now!

in Guides, Visual | by | 28.04.14

1. For starters, congratulations on still being here! It is a great indication that you are in your 30s if you are not dead yet. If you’re dead, you didn’t make it this far.   2. You have had 11 children, of which 3 are still alive. I’m sorry Willem fell in the well last night [...]

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Amy Spiker

Hot! New! Magazines!

in Visual | by | 19.03.14

Tired of the same old magazines taunting you in the supermarket checkout? Desperate for some insightful articles that go beyond sex, beauty and guns? Feeling like if you don’t find something different soon you’ll end up driving into the forest and living the rest of your natural life with a family of foxes? Well, I’m [...]

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