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JM Cook

11 Things That Are Different In Texas

in Guides, Travel & Transport | by | 29.04.14

I recently moved from Massachusetts to Texas — which is basically the opposite of Massachusetts. There are many things different about these two places. Here are some of those things. Weather Boy oh boy is the weather different here! Back home, it’s snowing and cold. Here it’s like 70 degrees and warm. It’s nice! Driving [...]

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Melissa Stetten

Return to Kalamazoo

KALAMAZOO DOES EXIST (SO DOES MICHIGAN) I’m drinking tea out of my mug that says, “Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo!” I also have a small tattoo of Michigan that my best friend and sister both have.  We got them in Kalamazoo during the summer of 2010 from a tattoo artist friend.  (He later told [...]

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Zach Broussard

The 5 Places To Visit AFTER You Die

in Travel & Transport | by | 24.03.13

A famous dead man named Ben Franklin once said that only two things are certain: death and taxes. So much has changed since Ben Franklin died of syphilis, notably that the rich no longer pay taxes. But part of that old horndog’s statement still holds true: We’re all going to die. Whether from a falling [...]

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Why I Should Be Sent To Mars

in Travel & Transport | by | 20.01.13

This year Mars One, a non-profit based in the Netherlands, will begin accepting applicants for a trip to colonize Mars.  It plans to launch its first four astronauts by 2023, with four more joining them every two years prior. I am an ideal candidate for this mission, and here’s why:         1) Nobody [...]

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Jaysun Webb

Medieval Times, Atlanta: A Review

in Travel & Transport | by | 12.10.12

This weekend I went to the Atlanta Medieval Times which is the best one I have been to so far and not because it was better than the others but because I paid close attention to the people. My friend and I sat next to a mother, father, and dorky son combination. It swelled my [...]

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