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Jeff Wysaski

Thank You For Flying Guilt Trip Airlines

in Featured | by | 19.05.14

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Guilt Trip Airlines. As you settle into your seats, we’d like to remind you that it’s been forever since you last called your mother. On behalf of the entire staff, I’d like to thank you for requiring us to come into work today. My son had a T-ball [...]

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Alexa Kocinski

“Easy” Jobs That Are Hard For Me

Not long ago, I was jobless and flat broke. I wasn’t picky about my line of work; I was just aiming for steady money. I quickly landed something underpaid in a group home. Specifically, I was a Case Facilitator, which sounds important but is just a fancy-pants term for “sorting pills for the mentally unstable, [...]

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Edwina Gein

#InHonorOfHamTornado

Saturday, October 5, 2013 was the day hearts all over the world connected by a seemingly inconsequential website broke in tandem. For those that opened up their Twitter feeds that morning and saw the news that @Ham_Tornado had passed suddenly the previous night, the first question that came to mind was, “Is this a joke?” [...]

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Adam Rensch

The Time I Stalked Don DeLillo

in Featured, Opinion/Editorial | by | 01.08.13

OK, so maybe stalking isn’t the best word. It’s not like I ever followed him for more than a few blocks or lingered for more than, say, five minutes outside his house feigning interest in the trees. Admittedly, I may have been, as my friends frequently reminded me, “a little obsessed” (he is, after all, the greatest living [...]

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