About Randy Smith, Author at The Impersonals

Randy Smith

Randy Smith

Randy Smith appears on Twitter as Andry H'tims / @thing_finder. In other places, he appears as a professor, a bearded man, or a pipe-smoking enthusiast. He embraces Pippi Longstocking's worldview: "I am a Thing-Finder, and when you're a Thing-Finder, you don't have a minute to spare." So, back to it—so much to find.

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Randy Smith

11 Signs You’re A 50-Year-Old Middle-Class Man

in Guides, Psychology & Mind | by | 07.05.14

1.  You’re now officially delaying invasive procedures like out-patient “butt stuff” at the doctor.   2.  Your medications take medications.   3.  Road rage is your new “horny.”   4.  Hot Singles in Your Area sound like a lot of work.   5.  You’ve considered opening a retirement account.  Or, researched personal injury lawsuits involving [...]

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