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Giving the Finger to 2013: A Look Back At The Year In Culture

in Uncategorized | by | 19.12.13

Sooooo……2013. Wow. I don’t know where to start. I literally do not know how to write a review of the year in pop culture without it sounding like a suicide note. Pop culture is now moving faster than the speed of light. The masses get worked up and angry or excited about something and then [...]

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Things That Should Be Made Into Musicals

It is a musical theater tradition to have composers/producers choose some pretty weird stuff as source material for their staged theatrical creations. Audiences have been treated to musicals on subjects ranging from superlative Texas brothels, a serial killing barber and his friend the cannibalistic pie-maker, anthropomorphic trains that can sing and dance and love and [...]

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5 Songs That Will Ruin Your Summer

in Music, Pete Beat | by | 20.06.13

Good lordy, I am getting old and cranky. Old in the sense that I still frequently tune in to terrestrial radio, and cranky in the sense that when I do, I am often inspired to rant about it endlessly for days (i.e., this article).  Sometimes I also cough up blood, like all old and cranky [...]

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5 Signs Your Cat Is Gay

in Love & Sex, Pete Beat | by | 15.05.13

Ever since Jason Collins came out of the closet as a gay basketball star, the world has begun to realize that we gays are just about everywhere, operating in all walks of life.  In the workforce, we are no longer relegated to being snooty hairdressers, male stewardesses or the sassy sidekick in the movie Mannequin. [...]

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An Essential Guide To Understanding The Grammy’s Enough So You’ll Sound Cool On Sunday, Part 1

in Music, Pete Beat | by | 04.02.13

  Who is excited for the Grammys?!  Wait–no one? Really? Well that’s too bad, because they are happening anyway, and I am here to give you a sneak-peak/scathing critique of this year’s crop of noise-polluting cultural termites who have singlehandedly kept the FM radio and Rolling Stone on financial life support over the past year. [...]

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