About Jeff Wysaski, Author at The Impersonals

Jeff Wysaski

Jeff Wysaski

Jeff Wysaski is a writer, performer and 1,000-year-old dragon that engulfs his enemies in the flames of revenge. He currently resides in Los Angeles.

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Thank You For Flying Guilt Trip Airlines

in Featured | by | 19.05.14

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying Guilt Trip Airlines. As you settle into your seats, we’d like to remind you that it’s been forever since you last called your mother. On behalf of the entire staff, I’d like to thank you for requiring us to come into work today. My son had a T-ball [...]

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