About Joel Ingersoll, Author at The Impersonals

Joel Ingersoll

Joel Ingersoll

Joel Ingersoll is a Clevelander living in exile in Saint Paul, Minnesota with his exceedingly tolerant wife. He gets up and he puts on pants.

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Joel Ingersoll

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Curling But Were Going To Ask Me In The Middle Of The Match

As the world’s eyes turn to Sochi, the inevitable questions about curling loom over my head like a FAQ which no one has read in a decade.  “Why do they sweep the ice?”  “Is beer considered a performance enhancing drug?”  “With the proliferation of HDTV, do curlers use concealer on their bald spots?” Answers: 1. [...]

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