About JM Cook, Author at The Impersonals

JM Cook

JM Cook

JM Cook is a writer in Massachusetts. His writings have appeared on tumblr blog Comedy Nerds United and one glorious time on Thought Catalog. He has performed stand-up and hopes to again once he lives somewhere less isolated.

JM Cook, Author at The Impersonals's Articles

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JM Cook

11 Things That Are Different In Texas

in Guides, Travel & Transport | by | 29.04.14

I recently moved from Massachusetts to Texas — which is basically the opposite of Massachusetts. There are many things different about these two places. Here are some of those things. Weather Boy oh boy is the weather different here! Back home, it’s snowing and cold. Here it’s like 70 degrees and warm. It’s nice! Driving [...]

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JM Cook

How the Latest Kidz Bop Changes Popular Song Lyrics

in Entertainment, Music | by | 14.08.13

You may have read about how Kidz Bop changed the lyrics to Macklemore’s ear worm “Thrift Shop.” But, did you know they change lyrics to dozens of pop songs for the parents out there who want to make sure their kids are hip to new music, but also remain innocent cherubs? Here’s what they do. Enjoy. [...]

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Top 8 Coolest Natural Disasters!

in Guides | by | 27.06.13

From least cool, to most cool Drought — Snooooooooze-fest. God, I can’t even spell this right without help. What is this? “Ohhh it’s so dry out waaaaa.” Who is even affected by this? Farmers? Fish? So lame. Flood — Or as I like to call them, opposite droughts. A little rain never hurt anybody! Yeah, floods [...]

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