Shall I compare thee to a summer’s selfie?
Thou art more favored and more filtered:
Retweets do share the darling posts of May,
And Facebook’s recents hath all too short a date;
Sometime too pixel’d the filter of Instagram shines,
And often is his grainy complexion dimm’d;
And every Mayfair on Mayfair sometime degrades,
By chance or selfie’s changing resolution uncrop’d;
But thy eternal Avi shall not fade,
Nor deactivating that account thou ow’st;
Nor shall h8ters’ @’s thou troll’st in his comments,
When in eternal emojis to time thou Like’st:
So long as phones can scroll or connect Wi-Fi ,
So long lives this, and this gives life to selfie.
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