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Have you ever heard the quote, “Be the change you wish to see in the world,” spoken by Mahatma Gandhi? Well, it’s my mantra, and more importantly, my latest Facebook status lol!

Anyway, my name is Cheyenne, and the most important thing you need to know about me is that I’ve dedicated my life to others. I dropped out of school in 5th grade to join the Peace Corp, and I haven’t ever once shaved my armpits, which is how you know I’m truly dedicated. The picture above is me, Akiko, Mamawa and Oluchi from Ethiopia…I mean, me, Abeo, Zuna and Njemele from Nigeria…or maybe it’s me, Gloria, Kristen and Melissa at Halloween? You know what I don’t remember who it was because I’ve just helped so many.  Charity, charity, charity! That’s me, lol!

I’m interested in men, I think, but only if you have an old soul and eat kale for breakfast. Or if you shower twice a year and have dreadlocks. I envision us riding our bicycles to the farmer’s market after a day of volunteering at some local nonprofit annual art festival where we tried to exchange our unfettered ideas to people who were just there for the kettle korn. We will do so much good, you and I, and it will somehow start in a drum circle. We will adopt 539 dogs from the shelter, move to Africa, and teach everyone English! Can you see it? Our lives together? I can! A little too well. But then again that just might be from the shrooms I did earlier.

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