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There are few things in life more difficult than naming your personal WiFi network. Do you, a human, want to be identified with the ‘default’ name, which is something like KDXL-27O? Of course not. But you also don’t want to name it something lame like “Johnny’s Awesome Wifi”. You need to think about it, and choose something that reflects your personality. Since we know you don’t like to think, I’ve rounded up some great Wifi name ideas for inspiration (Note: should you use one of these, your cable company will add a $2.00 Wifi name license fee to your bill.)

  • Jim Malcolmoon

    “We can hear you f***ing”

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