“Good for him, dude, I could never work in the studio system.”
“I still think the haiku is the most effective storytelling form.”
“I write for myself.”
“Bro, can you imagine having to live in L.A.!?!”
“Well, it was just Best Adapted Screenplay.”
“If I cared about money, I’d cash out my trust.”
“They’re gonna get so blacklisted for making fun of Angelina.”
“First I gotta get back together with my writing partner. Rockefeller laws, man…”
“I lost my short story when I installed Windows 95.”
“I used to get so much more ass than he did.”
“His teeth are fucked up.”
Jake went to college with Impersonals editor Matt Brand, and there was instant chemistry, to the horror of all witnesses. He has worked on Wall Street, as a journalist, and as an art dealer. His hobbies include reading, jogging and making excuses for himself.
Hilarious Jake. jdk
You forgot one… “It really wasn’t that good of a movie!”