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Greetings. My name is Kenneth, but on Second Life, I’m Jason. On this dating profile, you may refer to me as “Lonely Skywalker.” You see, “Star Wars” is my favorite film, and I enjoy sagacious wordplay. Now that I’ve made you aware of my whimsical sense of humor, I suppose I am one step closer to attracting a potential mate, or shall I say… future Princess Leia (Ha-Ha).

Some people experience trepidation about meeting females online, but I welcome it with the same enthusiasm that the Druids welcome resurrection and health shards in WoW (World of Warcraft). In fact, you may have noticed the headset in my pic. I’m playing WoW as we speak. I haven’t eaten or slept in 48 hrs, and if you think I’ve left my parents’ basement you’d be wrong! This wasn’t necessarily my choice, but it’s not like the arcanite transmutes are going to earn themselves.

When I’m not playing WoW, you can find me wearing Batman t-shirts, asking people if they want to play Trivial Pursuit, inspiring half-witted TV shows called “Big Bang Theory,” writing algorithms, and defending my virginity to the Star Trek action figure collection in my childhood bedroom.

I welcome females of all age, however I do appreciate a more ripened fruit.  If you achieve the pleasure of becoming my woman, I expect the conflicts and political dimensions of my life to propagate. If you’re wondering what I meant in that last sentence, don’t ask me. I literally have no idea! I’m so smart that sometimes I can’t even explain things to myself. I look forward to our correspondence.

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