manwithguitar

“Hey Soul Sister, ain’t that mister mister….a la la la” Whoops! You caught me right in the middle of a song, how embarrassing! But not really. Would you like to hear something else? I know such a WIDE VARIETY! Ever hear of Dave Matthews, Led Zeppelin, Dave Matthews, Green Day, or Dave Matthews? I know it all, and yeah, I taught myself how to play…no big deal.

On a Friday, or any other night of the week, you can find me pathetically strumming the 3 chords I know in a crowd of people that doesn’t want me there. You may, at times, catch yourself violently swatting your hands in the air because you think a nasty swarm of bees is nearby, but don’t worry! It’s just me, crooning the wrong lyrics to “Free Bird” and causing your eardrums physical pain.

I’d love to get to know you get to know me while I get to know myself better. Do you know what I mean? It’s OK if you don’t because baby, I already wrote you a song about it.  Maybe you’ll get to hear it sometime over a pricey caramel mocha right after I tell you about my useless history degree and how much pot I smoke. Well, I’ve gotta run – off to an open mic night in my buddy’s basement. Can’t wait to make you cringe while I sing off-key, strum softly, and stare at you without breaking eye contact.

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