While the cheer of the holidays provides a temporary respite for the millions still looking for work in a terrible job market, many recent college grads will return to their computers in January, and open up the Craigs List classifieds. But do any decent jobs actually exist on Craigs List? A recent audit indicates that yes, many opportunities are out there – you just have to look extra hard. The following is a sampler of a few of these Craigs List gems just waiting for your resume.
-Marketing company seeks superstar recent college grad for entry-level, marketing assistant position. (may be required to donate blood on weekly basis)
-FAST PACED ADVERTISING AGENCY SEEKS VIBRANT AND CREATIVE RECENT COLLEGE GRAD TO ACCIDENTALLY DROWN IN A CAR.
-Fashion boutique seeks homely, but animated receptionist to manage office and have lots of time of their hands to think about regretful moments in the past. (We train!)
-High-powered media firm seeks recent college grads interested in moving up in the world of digital media. Must be active users of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, LinkedIn, and must have absolutely no living relatives.
-Publishing house wishes to train recent college grads in consulting. Does not discriminate against race, gender, socioeconomic backgrounds, sexual orientation, religious creed, disabilities, and veterans. Except if you are not white.
-Well-known fashion photographer seeks models for new shoot. Please send portfolio and social security number. Background in modeling NOT required.
-PR firm seeks recent college grad for paid internship. Candidate should be confident, yet humble, intricately stylish, yet totally minimal, an ability to speak pop-culture, yet unconcerned with trending topics, well-versed in social media, yet understands how plebeian laptops and smartphones are. Also must be white.
