Good things:
Nice body; healthy lifestyle; not into material things and therefore won’t make you buy them expensive material things; Tantric sex; very flexible; not likely to freak out over anything unless you kick a dog or something; they will always have tea in their cupboard; you can ask them to OM during blow jobs; probably a good dancer; often don’t wear underwear; never-ending supply of hot friends; generally enthusiastic about anything sex-related, especially if they get to show off how good they are at Adho Mukha Vrksasana (handstand); two words: yoga pants.

Bad things:

Liberal dose of Buddhist mumbo jumbo; holier-than-thou attitude; faded tattoos of Eastern symbolism; will leave a stinky yoga mat at your place; dirty feet; might serve cocktails containing kombucha; spends way too much on overpriced yoga clothes, ie. Lulu Lemon; probably doesn’t eat meat or chemicals and will frown at you when you eat meat or chemicals in front of them; actually thinks tofu tastes good and will make it for you often; will make you meditate; will make you go to weird ‘retreats’ in the woods; has way too many Buddhist chachki, like mini statues and crap, around the apartment; two words: yoga pants.

Date them if you:
Have a bad back; are just out of rehab; are dangerously neurotic; get turned on by Sanskrit; don’t mind the smell of incense, all the time; don’t mind that sitar music, mid-tempo electronica, mellow Radiohead, and songs with uplifting messages are on constant iTunes rotation; own a store that sells essential oils; just got a copy of the Kama Sutra and want to try out every position.