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Good Things: Well mannered; love football; the quintessential “take home to mom” girl; most likely to shower you with homemade baked goods; most have double first names like yours truly, “Sarah Jane” or “Ashley Grace”; instead of calling you an idiot for leaving the toilet seat up, she’ll say “Bless your Heart”; never poorly dressed; Always has multiple coozies on hand for a condensation Beer.

Bad Things: Sore losers in corn hole; SEC football comes before sex; Charleston and Savannah are likely the only weekend destinations they prefer; If it’s green, she’ll bread it and fry it; no matter how many pieces of David Yurman you buy, she’s always going to want more; anything in your house that can be embroidered, consider it monogrammed; You may or may not be blinded by alarmingly bright Lilly Pulitzer dresses.

Date Them if You: Need a ticket to the Kentucky Derby; want to see the difference between a “Hissie Fit” and a “Conniption Fit”; think tailgating is a social event and not to be taken lightly; agree that wearing anything but Easter egg colored Polos is a fashion faux pas; don’t mind your relationship problems being told to her entire sorority; genuinely believe the South with rise again.

  • cburke

    Would love to read more. Funny Funny

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    move sara jessica, here comes sara price

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    why isn’t this showing what i type

    move over sarah jessica parker, here comes sarah jane price

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    ya, they like to cum also.

  • http://mynew-room.com Zoe

    Great! South is the best. ;-)

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