They say your all relationships are relative to, and in some ways a reaction to, your last one. For example, if your last boyfriend was a musician drug-addict, your next one will be a sober accountant. Or, if you couldn’t stand your last girlfriend, your hate for the next one will be relative to the degree previous. Sounds like a math problem, and it is, but either way you should let them know how much you dislike them less than your previous with this card.

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