Orlando, FL – Despite her belief to the contrary, the world of 31 year-old dental hygienist Stephanie Chesnick did not end Tuesday night when she released a fart during a bout of anal sex with her boyfriend.
The fart was likely caused by diet, as couple had spent the evening eating pizza left over form the night before while catching up on episodes of the show “Glee.” At around 10:30pm Ms. Chesnick came to bed, and the usual foreplay soon escalated to their occasional practice of anal sex.
Ms. Chesnick said the gas came out of nowhere and left her little time to react. “I mean it was just plain pizza, no onions or sausage. Nothing.” A close friend of Ms. Chesnick’s who chose to remain anonymous confirmed her fear of such an incident occurring. Her friend remarked, “OMG, I mean she would talk about it all the time. ‘Can you imagine?’ she would say, ‘I would just die.’”
Ms. Chesnick didn’t die. In fact, she and her boyfriend laughed so hard that she had to perform fellatio to rekindle his erection before they finished the evening with vaginal intercourse consisting of their go to “cowboy” position.
Ms. Chesnick felt that the evening ended on positive note. “I was just so relieved,” she said.
Dr. Lewis O. Natop is a regular contributor and hails from Madison, Wisconsin. He is a leading sex therapist who has appeared on the Robyn Byrd Show and The Simpsons. He began his career as a massage therapist which quickly led to his true calling. When not helping couples and single people navigate the sexual maze of their lives he enjoys fishing, planking and playing with his cocker spaniel, Scout.