CLEARWATER, FL— 34 year old, 327 lb. Clarence “Chub” Lumpinski was spotted at a Clearwater Boobs-n-Balls sports-themed sports bar rocking a “No Fat Chicks” t-shirt, according to reports.

The longtime Pinellas Park resident was having beer and wings with three friends while watching the local professional sporting contest on the restaurant’s wide-screen televisions. Restaurant staff reported feeling uncomfortable serving Chub.

A waitress was asked by Lumpinksi to be replaced because she had “kind of a gut and some [cellulite] hanging out of her little shorts.” Reports from two other waitresses were similar.

“He said I had flabby arms and that I needed to work out more if I wanted to ever dream of [having sexual relations with] him,” remarked staff member Jenni Hoor, who is fit and trim. “It was awful.”

When questioned about his behavior, a sweaty Lumpinski mumbled, “Look, they’ve got nice titties, it’s just that they’re supposed to be super-hot to work here. You can’t have chicks with big stomachs, flabby arms and cottage cheese asses bringing your food out dressed like that. This is a class establishment.”

Lumpinski was quick to add, “I mean, I myself could stand to lose a few pounds, but I’m not fat. Anyway, dudes wear it better.”