Fantastik’s research revealed a startling fact: single people have the cleanest houses and bathrooms out of any demographic. Perhaps it’s because, while young couples frolic and engage in dalliance, single people at home scrubbing shit fossils from the toilet. Either way, Fantastik decided to pursue the target with this ad, which sadly never saw the light of day.

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